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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: jokes (english and tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 11:01 pm | |
| hope you'll all like it tnx =)
Who says English is easy?
You won’t believe?
Then fill the blank with either YES or NO…
“OH ___, I am a monkey!”
See? Hhehehe
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A cute and funny way to ask someone out….
Boy: I’m invisible!
Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: syempre naman!
Boy: 7 pm tonight?
Hehehehe
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Roses are red , skies are blue ,Monkeys like you , should be kept in zooDon’t get angry ... you’ll find me their too...Not in the cage , but laughing at you . xD ___________
American and a Filipino conversation.
American: Is that an apple you are eating? Filipino: Yes. American: You know, in States, only poor people eat an apple. Filipino: Oh, is that true? Is that a banana you are eating? American: Yes. Filipino: You know, in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana. hahahaha
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Tichootlet Junior Moderator
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-05-04 Age : 27 Location : Tichootlet Company
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 11:46 pm | |
| I like the first part! I asked my big sister she didn't answer hahaah! | |
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RuTiCe Ms.HotStuff Queen(Winner)
Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-05-03 Age : 30 Location : Under The Table
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 2:38 am | |
| i like the 3rd and 4rth..
haha.. nc filipinoXD | |
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=JLpogi2004 = Admin
Posts : 298 Join date : 2010-05-03 Age : 27 Location : Philippines
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 3:59 am | |
| - isabel10 wrote:
- hope you'll all like it tnx =)
wwzzz? Talaga? ____________
Roses are red , skies are blue ,Monkeys like you , should be kept in zooDon’t get angry ... you’ll find me their too...Not in the cage , but laughing at you . xD ___________
American and a Filipino conversation.
American: Is that an apple you are eating? Filipino: Yes. American: You know, in States, only poor people eat an apple. Filipino: Oh, is that true? Is that a banana you are eating? American: Yes. Filipino: You know, in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana. hahahaha
tnx... nice i like this 2 jokes more than other XD i like t he Roses are red one XD hmm this is another version of it XD Roses are red,Skies are blue...when i see a toilet,i remember you XD | |
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Tichootlet Junior Moderator
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-05-04 Age : 27 Location : Tichootlet Company
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 4:18 am | |
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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 4:33 am | |
| hahahaha... i have a just copied it from my cellphone... hehehe me too... i laughed at that.. hehehe ------Isabel Seohyun------ | |
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Tichootlet Junior Moderator
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-05-04 Age : 27 Location : Tichootlet Company
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 5:39 am | |
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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 6:52 am | |
| More: -MENTION- what is mention? MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen.. you know? like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo. pwd mkitira? hahaha ___________________ pg wlang ballpen, wlang notes. pg wlang notes, wlang pag-aaral. pg wlang pagaaral, wlang diploma. pg wlang diploma, wlang trabaho. pg wlang trabaho, wlang pera. pg wlang pera, wlang pagkain. pg wlang pagkain, magugutom. pg nagutom, papayat. pg pumayat, papanget. pg pumanget, wlang syota. pg wlang syota, wlang asawa. pg wlang asawa, wlang anak. pg wlang anak, madidipres. pg na dipres, mgkakasakit. pg nakasakit, mamamatay k. pg namatay ka ala ka na.. Lesson: Ingatan ang ballpen _________________________ I'll try to post more tomorrow =) | |
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Tichootlet Junior Moderator
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-05-04 Age : 27 Location : Tichootlet Company
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 8:33 pm | |
| HAHA PEDE NAMAN BUMILI EH! | |
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=JLpogi2004 = Admin
Posts : 298 Join date : 2010-05-03 Age : 27 Location : Philippines
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 10:35 pm | |
| - isabel10 wrote:
- More:
-MENTION-
what is mention?
MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..
you know? like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo. pwd mkitira? hahaha ___________________
pg wlang ballpen, wlang notes. pg wlang notes, wlang pag-aaral. pg wlang pagaaral, wlang diploma. pg wlang diploma, wlang trabaho. pg wlang trabaho, wlang pera. pg wlang pera, wlang pagkain. pg wlang pagkain, magugutom. pg nagutom, papayat. pg pumayat, papanget. pg pumanget, wlang syota. pg wlang syota, wlang asawa. pg wlang asawa, wlang anak. pg wlang anak, madidipres. pg na dipres, mgkakasakit. pg nakasakit, mamamatay k. pg namatay ka ala ka na.. Lesson: Ingatan ang ballpen _________________________
I'll try to post more tomorrow =) Nice XD dahil sa ballpen nasalba ang buhay XD | |
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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Sun May 09, 2010 1:16 am | |
| When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. nice 1 .. but, no using of GOD pls. | |
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Tichootlet Junior Moderator
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-05-04 Age : 27 Location : Tichootlet Company
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Mon May 10, 2010 1:52 am | |
| I don't like Jokes that involved God | |
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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Mon May 10, 2010 2:14 am | |
| I'm sorry...
jokes for today:
Presidential candidates
Manny villar - tondo boy
noy noy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
villanueva - Jesus boy
Erap - kanto boy
Jamby - if i wer a boy ____________
Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo? Pare2: n anaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo? Pare2:pare ako ang nanalo!!! ____________
Kung si Manny Villar ang tunay na mahirap..
mga hampas lupa tayong lahat ____________ | |
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Tichootlet Junior Moderator
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-05-04 Age : 27 Location : Tichootlet Company
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Tue May 11, 2010 11:25 pm | |
| it's okay, haha nice jokes | |
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RuTiCe Ms.HotStuff Queen(Winner)
Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-05-03 Age : 30 Location : Under The Table
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Wed May 12, 2010 12:17 am | |
| nc jokes. but never use GOD nxttym.. hhmm.. more jokes?? | |
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PANSISKADEK Fresh From the Oven
Posts : 23 Join date : 2010-05-12 Location : SA MENTAL KUMAKAIN NG APPLE XD
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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Wed May 12, 2010 8:08 am | |
| jokes for today: Top 6 problems of highschool students: 6. Allowance 5.Assignments 4.exams 3. grades 2. instructors 1.papel pansin mo?? ____________ sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalake ang isang babae, Lalake: sasayaw ka ba? tuwang tuwa ang babae na tumayo.. Babae: yes!!! Lalake: buti naman... paupo ha... ____________ Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi dumi mo at ang baho mo pa??!!! Mister: nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto naten??? Misis: oo!! Mister: puwes.. ako!! hindi ko nakita!!! ____________ tnx | |
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PANSISKADEK Fresh From the Oven
Posts : 23 Join date : 2010-05-12 Location : SA MENTAL KUMAKAIN NG APPLE XD
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Wed May 12, 2010 9:44 pm | |
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isabel10 Junior Forumer
Posts : 68 Join date : 2010-05-05
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Mon May 17, 2010 5:43 am | |
| it's kinda corny hehehe
this is for MMS jokes:
If you receive this means cute ako, If you save it cute talaga ako, If you edit it cute parin ako, If you forward it,pinagkalat mong cute ako, but if you delete it, naiingit ka dahil cute ako.....
xD
try nio | |
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stellaa Junior Forumer
Posts : 71 Join date : 2010-05-07
| Subject: Re: jokes (english and tagalog) Thu May 20, 2010 2:52 am | |
| - isabel10 wrote:
- it's kinda corny hehehe
this is for MMS jokes:
If you receive this means cute ako, If you save it cute talaga ako, If you edit it cute parin ako, If you forward it,pinagkalat mong cute ako, but if you delete it, naiingit ka dahil cute ako.....
xD
try nio i like this XD | |
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charm10 New On the Block
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