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PostSubject: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 12:44 am
Is it okay to post tagalog jokes? Okay..Here it goes...

Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure

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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...

tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog

(bumaba si tanga 3)

tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!

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Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo?
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe
Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare ako ang nanalo!!!

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Nurse1: hoy gaga bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!

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hindi lahat ng batang nakabag ay nagaaral..

ung iba..

naglalakwatsa lang..

tulad ni...

DORA ang lakwatserang negra...

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Kung si Manny Villar ang tunay na mahirap..

mga hampas lupa tayong lahat

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Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

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Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!

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Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!

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TY Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 1:23 am
Yung ibang jokes do ko maintindihan...
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 2:13 am
natatawa ako sa ano................ sa yung miss universe......
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 2:47 am
hahahaha nice ung kay dora lakwatserang negra XD
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 2:55 am
Ahahahaha. MS UNIVERSE. Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 3:03 am
OO nga kakatawa\!
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 3:04 am
Ahahaha, any more jokes?
looking forward. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 3:06 am
Wag yung kroni!
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 3:32 am
an adek nung calendario!

XD

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meron ako isang korning jok...:PARENTAL GUIDANCE! kahit may parents huwag basahin!


Boy: Sir, ano po ginagawa mo sa Girl's CR?
Teacher: wala.. naniningin ng chics!
Boy: Nice sir!
Teacher: toii, samahan mo muna ako sa Boy CR
Boy: cge sir!
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Boy: sir, late na tau o!
Teacher: hala oo! cge! dali.. labas na!
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 4:46 am
Di ko naintindihan ito^^^
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 6:43 am
Mariconav wrote:
Di ko naintindihan ito^^^

mabuti nga.. kasi bata kpa:))
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 5:25 pm
Macoy28 wrote:
an adek nung calendario!

XD

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meron ako isang korning jok...:PARENTAL GUIDANCE! kahit may parents huwag basahin!


Boy: Sir, ano po ginagawa mo sa Girl's CR?
Teacher: wala.. naniningin ng chics!
Boy: Nice sir!
Teacher: toii, samahan mo muna ako sa Boy CR
Boy: cge sir!
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Boy: sir, late na tau o!
Teacher: hala oo! cge! dali.. labas na!


iba tinitignan sa CR XD
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyFri May 07, 2010 10:07 pm
Clueless basta parang may meaning yan!
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptySat May 08, 2010 12:31 am
=JLpogi2004 = wrote:
Macoy28 wrote:
an adek nung calendario!

XD

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meron ako isang korning jok...:PARENTAL GUIDANCE! kahit may parents huwag basahin!


Boy: Sir, ano po ginagawa mo sa Girl's CR?
Teacher: wala.. naniningin ng chics!
Boy: Nice sir!
Teacher: toii, samahan mo muna ako sa Boy CR
Boy: cge sir!
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Boy: sir, late na tau o!
Teacher: hala oo! cge! dali.. labas na!


iba tinitignan sa CR XD

ned.. tumatagal ba ang tnitingnan lan???XD

@Maric: u r prohibited to know..XD
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptySat May 08, 2010 12:45 am
Macoy28 wrote:
Mariconav wrote:
Di ko naintindihan ito^^^

mabuti nga.. kasi bata kpa:))

magkasingedad lang kayo eh...
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptySat May 08, 2010 1:15 am
ILan taon pala siya?
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptySun May 09, 2010 12:08 am
Gets ko na ung kay macoy ,.. hahaha


another jokes pls, lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyMon May 17, 2010 7:23 am
(:next joke please !
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyThu May 27, 2010 1:40 am
ala na jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog)   Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) EmptyThu May 31, 2012 9:06 am
SAMANTALA.. SA FIELD TRIP...


TEACHER: Juan, what do you call that?

*pointing to a deer in the zoo*


JUAN: Ewan ko po, mam.


TEACHER: What does your mom call your dad?


JUAN: Tarantado ba tawag diyan mam?


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Karagdagang Jokes
MAN: Si sir mo to, nabangga ako, I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka no?
MAN: Inday si sir mo to!
INDAY: Weh, si sir ang tawag sa akin CUPCAKE!

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