jokes (english and tagalog)

hope you'll all like it tnx =)


Who says English is easy?

You won’t believe?

Then fill the blank with either YES or NO…

“OH ___, I am a monkey!”

See? Hhehehe

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A cute and funny way to ask someone out….

Boy: I’m invisible!

Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?

Boy: Can you see me?

Girl: syempre naman!

Boy: 7 pm tonight?

Hehehehe

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Roses are red , skies are blue ,Monkeys like you , should be kept in zooDon’t get angry ... you’ll find me their too...Not in the cage , but laughing at you .
xD
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American and a Filipino conversation.

American: Is that an apple you are eating?
Filipino: Yes.
American: You know, in States, only poor people eat an apple.
Filipino: Oh, is that true?
Is that a banana you are eating?
American: Yes.
Filipino: You know, in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana.
hahahaha


tnx...

I like the first part! I asked my big sister she didn't answer hahaah!

i like the 3rd and 4rth..

haha.. nc filipinoXD

isabel10 wrote:

hope you'll all like it tnx =)
wwzzz? Talaga?
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Roses are red , skies are blue ,Monkeys like you , should be kept in zooDon’t get angry ... you’ll find me their too...Not in the cage , but laughing at you .
xD
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American and a Filipino conversation.

American: Is that an apple you are eating?
Filipino: Yes.
American: You know, in States, only poor people eat an apple.
Filipino: Oh, is that true?
Is that a banana you are eating?
American: Yes.
Filipino: You know, in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana.
hahahaha


tnx...

nice i like this 2 jokes more than other XD

i like t he Roses are red one XD



hmm this is another version of it XD

Roses are red,Skies are blue...when i see a toilet,i remember you XD

I still don't get it?

hahahaha...
i have a just copied it from my cellphone... hehehe
me too... i laughed at that..
hehehe

------IsabelSeohyun------

What does it mean?

More:

-MENTION-

what is mention?

MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..

you know?
like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo.
pwd mkitira?
hahaha
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pg wlang ballpen, wlang notes.
pg wlang notes, wlang pag-aaral.
pg wlang pagaaral, wlang diploma.
pg wlang diploma, wlang trabaho.
pg wlang trabaho, wlang pera.
pg wlang pera, wlang pagkain.
pg wlang pagkain, magugutom.
pg nagutom, papayat.
pg pumayat, papanget.
pg pumanget, wlang syota.
pg wlang syota, wlang asawa.
pg wlang asawa, wlang anak.
pg wlang anak, madidipres.
pg na dipres, mgkakasakit.
pg nakasakit, mamamatay k.
pg namatay ka ala ka na..
Lesson:
Ingatan ang ballpen
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I'll try to post more tomorrow
=)

HAHA PEDE NAMAN BUMILI EH!

isabel10 wrote:

More:

-MENTION-

what is mention?

MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..

you know?
like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo.
pwd mkitira?
hahaha
___________________

pg wlang ballpen, wlang notes.
pg wlang notes, wlang pag-aaral.
pg wlang pagaaral, wlang diploma.
pg wlang diploma, wlang trabaho.
pg wlang trabaho, wlang pera.
pg wlang pera, wlang pagkain.
pg wlang pagkain, magugutom.
pg nagutom, papayat.
pg pumayat, papanget.
pg pumanget, wlang syota.
pg wlang syota, wlang asawa.
pg wlang asawa, wlang anak.
pg wlang anak, madidipres.
pg na dipres, mgkakasakit.
pg nakasakit, mamamatay k.
pg namatay ka ala ka na..
Lesson:
Ingatan ang ballpen
_________________________

I'll try to post more tomorrow
=)

Nice XD
dahil sa ballpen nasalba ang buhay XD

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nice 1 .. but, no using of GOD pls.

I don't like Jokes that involved God

I'm sorry...

jokes for today:

Presidential candidates

Manny villar - tondo boy

noy noy - mama's boy

Gibo - lover boy

villanueva - Jesus boy

Erap - kanto boy

Jamby - if i wer a boy
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Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo?
Pare2: n anaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe
Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo?
Pare2:pare ako ang nanalo!!!
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Kung si Manny Villar ang tunay na mahirap..

mga hampas lupa tayong lahat
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it's okay, haha nice jokes

nc jokes. but never use GOD nxttym..



hhmm.. more jokes??

RuTiCe wrote:

i like the 3rd and 4rth..

haha.. nc filipinoXD

agree

jokes for today:

Top 6 problems of highschool students:
6. Allowance
5.Assignments
4.exams
3. grades
2. instructors
1.papel

pansin mo??
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sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalake ang isang babae,

Lalake: sasayaw ka ba?

tuwang tuwa ang babae na tumayo..

Babae: yes!!!

Lalake: buti naman... paupo ha...
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Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi dumi mo at ang baho mo pa??!!!

Mister: nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto naten???

Misis: oo!!

Mister: puwes.. ako!! hindi ko nakita!!!
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tnx

isabel10 wrote:

jokes for today:

Top 6 problems of highschool students:
6. Allowance
5.Assignments
4.exams
3. grades
2. instructors
1.papel

pansin mo??
____________


sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalake ang isang babae,

Lalake: sasayaw ka ba?

tuwang tuwa ang babae na tumayo..

Babae: yes!!!

Lalake: buti naman... paupo ha...
____________

Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi dumi mo at ang baho mo pa??!!!

Mister: nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto naten???

Misis: oo!!

Mister: puwes.. ako!! hindi ko nakita!!!
____________

tnx

i like the 2nd and the 3rd

it's kinda corny hehehe

this is for MMS jokes:

If you receive this means cute ako,
If you save it cute talaga ako,
If you edit it cute parin ako,
If you forward it,pinagkalat mong cute ako,
but if you delete it, naiingit ka dahil cute ako.....

xD

try nio

isabel10 wrote:

it's kinda corny hehehe

this is for MMS jokes:

If you receive this means cute ako,
If you save it cute talaga ako,
If you edit it cute parin ako,
If you forward it,pinagkalat mong cute ako,
but if you delete it, naiingit ka dahil cute ako.....

xD

try nio

i like this XD