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IAMCOOL1234
Fresh From the Oven
Posts: 26
Join date: 2010-05-05
Age: 20
Location: Manila, Philippines
 | | Subject: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 6:44 am | |
| Is it okay to post tagalog jokes? Okay..Here it goes...
Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure
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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...
tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog
(bumaba si tanga 3)
tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!
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Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo?
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe
Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare ako ang nanalo!!!
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Nurse1: hoy gaga bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!
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hindi lahat ng batang nakabag ay nagaaral..
ung iba..
naglalakwatsa lang..
tulad ni...
DORA ang lakwatserang negra...
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Kung si Manny Villar ang tunay na mahirap..
mga hampas lupa tayong lahat
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Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!
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Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!
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Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!
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sobedake
Junior Moderator
Posts: 125
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Planet Earth
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 7:23 am | |
| Yung ibang jokes do ko maintindihan... |
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Tichootlet
Junior Moderator
Posts: 324
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tichootlet Company
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 8:13 am | |
| natatawa ako sa ano................ sa yung miss universe...... |
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=JLpogi2004 =
Admin
Posts: 298
Join date: 2010-05-03
Age: 15
Location: Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 8:47 am | |
| hahahaha nice ung kay dora lakwatserang negra XD |
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biymichael10
Junior Forumer
Posts: 51
Join date: 2010-05-05
Age: 16
Location: In front of my laptop :P
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 8:55 am | |
| Ahahahaha. MS UNIVERSE.  |
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Tichootlet
Junior Moderator
Posts: 324
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tichootlet Company
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 9:03 am | |
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biymichael10
Junior Forumer
Posts: 51
Join date: 2010-05-05
Age: 16
Location: In front of my laptop :P
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 9:04 am | |
| Ahahaha, any more jokes? looking forward.  |
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Tichootlet
Junior Moderator
Posts: 324
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tichootlet Company
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 9:06 am | |
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Macoy28
Moderator
Posts: 76
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tacloban, Leyte
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 9:32 am | |
| an adek nung calendario!
XD
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meron ako isang korning jok...:PARENTAL GUIDANCE! kahit may parents huwag basahin!
Boy: Sir, ano po ginagawa mo sa Girl's CR?
Teacher: wala.. naniningin ng chics!
Boy: Nice sir!
Teacher: toii, samahan mo muna ako sa Boy CR
Boy: cge sir!
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Boy: sir, late na tau o!
Teacher: hala oo! cge! dali.. labas na! |
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Tichootlet
Junior Moderator
Posts: 324
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tichootlet Company
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 10:46 am | |
| Di ko naintindihan ito^^^ |
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Macoy28
Moderator
Posts: 76
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tacloban, Leyte
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 12:43 pm | |
| | Mariconav wrote: | | Di ko naintindihan ito^^^ |
mabuti nga.. kasi bata kpa:)) |
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=JLpogi2004 =
Admin
Posts: 298
Join date: 2010-05-03
Age: 15
Location: Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Fri May 07, 2010 11:25 pm | |
| | Macoy28 wrote: | an adek nung calendario!
XD
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meron ako isang korning jok...:PARENTAL GUIDANCE! kahit may parents huwag basahin!
Boy: Sir, ano po ginagawa mo sa Girl's CR?
Teacher: wala.. naniningin ng chics!
Boy: Nice sir!
Teacher: toii, samahan mo muna ako sa Boy CR
Boy: cge sir!
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Boy: sir, late na tau o!
Teacher: hala oo! cge! dali.. labas na! |
iba tinitignan sa CR XD |
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Tichootlet
Junior Moderator
Posts: 324
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tichootlet Company
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 4:07 am | |
| Clueless basta parang may meaning yan! |
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Macoy28
Moderator
Posts: 76
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Tacloban, Leyte
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 6:31 am | |
| | =JLpogi2004 = wrote: | | Macoy28 wrote: | an adek nung calendario!
XD
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meron ako isang korning jok...:PARENTAL GUIDANCE! kahit may parents huwag basahin!
Boy: Sir, ano po ginagawa mo sa Girl's CR?
Teacher: wala.. naniningin ng chics!
Boy: Nice sir!
Teacher: toii, samahan mo muna ako sa Boy CR
Boy: cge sir!
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Boy: sir, late na tau o!
Teacher: hala oo! cge! dali.. labas na! |
iba tinitignan sa CR XD |
ned.. tumatagal ba ang tnitingnan lan???XD
@Maric: u r prohibited to know..XD |
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sobedake
Junior Moderator
Posts: 125
Join date: 2010-05-04
Age: 15
Location: Planet Earth
| | Subject: Re: Pinoy Jokes (Tagalog) Sat May 08, 2010 6:45 am | |
| | Macoy28 wrote: | | Mariconav wrote: | | Di ko naintindihan ito^^^ |
mabuti nga.. kasi bata kpa:)) |
magkasingedad lang kayo eh... |
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